Article contributed to GN by "Tiberius"
Are you tired of the REAL LIFE Battlefield Games? Tired of all those dolphin-diving, over-proning noobs all over Wake Island? Or just in general the blatant remakes other Battlefield Games? I know I was - and thanks to my trusty friend, Google, I discovered the cartoony Battlefield Heroes.
Heroes lay claim to generous bounty to defend your town, dragons lay claim to heroes, and you lay claim to the responsibility of defending your Fantasy Kingdom. It's the perfect economy, and one that has been proven time and again by successes such as the original Dungeons & Dragons, Stronghold, and other RTS-styled fantasy simulators. Majesty 2 monopolizes on this system, where players can build towers, smithies, and marketplaces in which distant heroes, who are recruited by your locally established guilds, may come to spend their wealth... and gain fame!
It was a lovely day, I had been playing with some friends some CoD 4. The map was Creek, and as I didn't really know how to play that map, I followed a friend. After getting sniped, knifed, and T-bagged numerous times, I saw somebody in a house atop a hill. Being the rager that I am, I said, "ZOMG, KILLLLL!!!1!"
Welcome to the doom of "soothing" games. It's time to Ragequit.
My favored group of sadistic, blood-thirsty gamers. During my lives I've had many names; however, as per Ragequit Anonymous, I am not allowed to spout them out like the blood coming from your mutilated corpse in UT3... Lucky for you, I quit Ragequit Anonymous so that you may hear my name now and forever more: I hail from Gamers Nexus, and you may call me Gong, DrGong.
"Who the hell are you?" You may find yourself pondering. Well, let's just say I'm here to make GamersNexus a happy place. A place where blood is spattered throughout the lands, a place for RAGEquitters to call their own. I am here to show you how to /ragequit with style, providing provactive examples along the way.
“Last time I checked Gods weren't any human, never mind Too Human... A standard battle goes something like this: charge in, swing sword (the gun thing is totally useless, it's like shooting them with spitballs), things die, men complain, on to the next wave, repeat until brain melts"
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