Six pieces of underwear? At the same time?!? Imagine the chafing!!

Imagine a world where if you put the wrong underwear on, or put on too much underwear, the whole world would be invaded by part-machine, part-orc ("Cyborques") creatures from gods only know where. Well, that's the terrible fact that DeathSpank awoke to discover one morning after a brief stint of boredom. The Baconing follows Hothead Games' hilarious entries into the DeathSpank series of games (DeathSpank and DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue), catching up with a DeathSpank that's seriously in need of something to do after all that justice delivery he's been up to. Players are given the task, once again, of hacking and questing their way to the ultimate showdown with the Anti-Spank. Nothing could possibly go wrong...right?

Cyborques, roll out!!!

Now that MLG Raleigh (our video montage here, for those that missed it) has cooled down and MLG Orlando and Providence are coming up (where the hell is 'Providence,' anyway?), we had a chance to sit down and talk with vileSpanishiwa from the StarCraft 2 pro community, who is known for his Zerg strategies (and Ultralisks). Of course, we all know about STBomber's rise to power in Raleigh, but Spanishiwa has been a favorite of ours for months now -- he's a showman, and he's good at it. Below is a brief video interview, which is accompanied by an extended text interview. If you're interested in pro gaming, StarCraft, or going pro, check it out!

3D technology has been around for a long time, but has grown significantly over the years - of late, "3D ready TVs" and "3D movies" have become the latest buzz words, and public opinion seems to slant toward gimmicky and borderline useless. We're here to analyze the uses and pitfalls of nVidia's gaming version of 3D technology, which they've named 3D Vision (we've spoken about it before).

This article is meant to be one of the most in-depth analyses of 3D technology currently available on the web, so that means it's going to be comprehensive and, namely, long. Don't worry, though: we'll be able to convey the positives and the negatives to help your decision making. For your convenience, we've paginated the article into several sections. We've also summarized our opinions, so if you're short on time, start with that and go from there. There is also a TL;DR summary of each major paragraph at the end of the section, so check those out! Let's get to the question on everyone's mind:

His white sports jacket places him in the same category of 'the jocks' in high school, but we all see the scrawny StarTaleBomber as a StarCraft 2 professional icon. He's the new king of MLG Raleigh, dethroning last year's HuK, taking out SlayerSCoCa 4-1 in an extended series, followed by EG-Puma, and taking down every opponent he faced - including DonRaeGu in trollific fashion (2-0), giving his fans one of the most entertaining matches they could have ever hoped for. But where did Mr. "StarTaleBomber" come from? We all know he’s a Korean who favors Hellion heavy play and was brought here by the partnership agreement made between MLG and GomTV, (http://www.gomtv.net/2011gslsponsors3/news/65291) but what has he done to get this far? First thing's first: go watch our video montage for a brief overview of the weekend and Bomber's progression. The man did have some of the best trash talk, as well.

In the famous words of Randy Marsh: "You're gonna need a montage! (Montaaaaage!)!"

And he's right. MLG Raleigh 2011 consumed over 40 hours from each of our staff members' weekend, but it was entirely worth it. We covered every major match throughout the event via twitter and our site, but in effort to condense all of this information into something consumable by those of you who couldn't make it, enjoy this awesome video montage of MLG Raleigh 2011! It includes Bomber's rise to power, some of the biggest crowd reactions, and a smirking K[9] duo.