Surprise, surprise! Did you think those Apple ads were really working? We didn't either, and as gaming elitists, we all know how many games Mac can handle. Who remembers Oregon Trail?
The stats for operating systems can be seen here (change statistic in bottom to OS). It is instantly noticeable that in the following regions: Worldwide, China, Africa, and, uh, almost everywhere else, Windows XP and Vista are the dominant forces. Don't tell your Mactarded friends - they won't believe you. In China, Microsoft dominates 99% of the market, while in South Africa it is much the same.
In other recent news, it was revealed that the iPhone holds .45% of the global phone market (that's less than half a percent), the iPod holds a solid .87% of the market, and the global use of Mac OS's has fallen by 50%, from 2% to 1.5%. Yeah, big deal.